“二(🕕)战(🍅)”时期,盟军(✒)要(yào )实施安(📒)奇奥登陆计划(🃏),迫于对一(🛍)门叫安(ān )奇(🤴)奥大炮(pào )的超级(jí )武器的忌(jì )惮(🍖),要派两个精(jīng )锐特工去摧(👋)毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼被派了去(qù ),最后经(🛍)过一连串搞笑事件(🔲),阴(yīn )(🛹)差阳(yáng )错的(🐖)最后完(📞)成了(le )任务(🗑)。 片段一:(🖍)德(dé )(🚑)国人在(🕕)北非布置了一(💞)个陷阱,准备(🚣)了一幅假的防御(⏯)工(gōng )事地(dì )图让(💱)这(zhè )二(èr )个(gè )士(shì )兵(㊗)带回去。他们却阴差阳错的(🤠)拿走(🌞)了真的地图(🙉),最(zuì )终(zhōng )赢得了(🍄)战(zhàn )役(yì )(🥫)。 片(🔔)段二(èr ):他们化装成管(🏯)道工潜入德军在(zài )(🚴)意大利的司(sī )令部,给(gěi )他们卫生间的管(guǎn )道修(🛎)得乱七(🐾)八糟,把(bǎ )将军(jun1 )淋了个落汤(tāng )(🥋)鸡。将军(💅)去换(huàn )衣(yī )服,拉(lā )开(😝)抽屉(tì )发现一套新的军服,于(🤥)是洗(xǐ )头洗脸准(zhǔn )(📸)备换上新军服的时(shí )候闭着眼(🚲)把(📐)脸盆(🌂)里的脏(zāng )水(🐖)倒进抽(chōu )屉里了(柜子(zǐ )旁边有一(🍁)个废水桶)。那个(🚻)将军是最主要的(👩)一(yī )个配角,很有(yǒu )意思(🎴)。到影片结(⛴)束前(qián )1分钟,都没有(🈳)一句(jù )台(tái )词。最(zuì )后(hòu )说了一句“谢谢”。 片段三:德军有一门超级(jí )大炮俯(🔍)视(🏗)着联军将要登陆(lù )的海(hǎi )滩(🍝)。这二个士兵居然化(♟)装成希(🏁)特勒和随从,去视察大炮,把大炮炸(⛱)掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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